The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.