The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Dobbins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.