The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dobbins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.