The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dobbins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.