The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dobbins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.