The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Dobbins, that's a flag." Dobbins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.