The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.