The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.