The Phantom Flag Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.