The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.