The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.