The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.