The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.