The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Dobbins, that's a flag." Dobbins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.