The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.