The Hamstring Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.