The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
- Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.