The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.