The Fumble Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.