The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.