The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.