The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Dobbins, that's a flag." Dobbins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dobbins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.