The Snap Count Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.