The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dobbins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.