The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dobbins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dobbins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.