The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dobbins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.