The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dobbins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.