The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dobbins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.