The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dobbins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.