The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dobbins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.