The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.