The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.