The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.