The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Dobbins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.