The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.