The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Ref: "Number Dobbins, that's a flag." Dobbins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.