The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.