The Phantom Flag Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.