The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.