The Hamstring Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.