The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Dobbins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.