The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.