The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.