The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.