The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.