The Sideline-Scold Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.