The Snap Count Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.