The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.