The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.