The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.